Lol, I sometimes have network issues, then I wonder if russia (I live in the US, for context) has their putin raging for some reason and decided to nuke us for the lols. I mean, when a nuclear war happens, network disruptions usually happena right before. So I check the news, reddit, make sure I didn’t miss any emergency alerts, then I realize its just a normal internet issue.

Sometimes I hear emergency sirens for no reason for an extended period of time, and I wonder if theres been some sort of attack, whether a terrorist bombing, or a nuke exploding in a nearby city, I google it, oh its just some police chase. Idk why I’m always overreacting.