• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    Chief among things to know is that if you thought a quad-demic is bad then just give RFK Jr. a bit of time to cook. You’ll be amazed how many concurrent pandemics we can achieve.

    USA #1!

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      13 hours ago

      Let’s also bring back measles, whooping cough, smallpox, and polio!

      Hold off on mumps, rubella, and tetanus, though, we’ve got to save something for next year.

      • GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        Next year will be when bird flu spreads to humans. It’s my understanding that they found a mutated avian flu virus that was adapting to human respiratory systems in one of the people who died from avian flu. Thankfully it didn’t spread from that person, but I imagine it’s just a matter of time given how the Trump administration handled the last novel virus to affect humans.