Why does a Department of Efficiency need 2 guys to run it?
Because to a nazi, inefficiency = efficiency.
Just like how trickle down economics, the literal exact opposite of a rising tide lifting all boats, is “a rising tide lifts all boats”.
The truth isnt republican-safe until it’s upside down.
Rapist president selects a billionaire sex offender for position. (Epstein would have been a made man if he had just made it to the Biff future timeline.)
Lol actually biff timeline 💀
The US gonna find out what a grade A moron elon is
The guy who caused Twitter to lose 85% of its value and become a fascist hate filled Russian propaganda machine?
What could possibly go wrong?
He simply eliminated excess profits to make it more efficient
So now he’ll have 3 full time jobs?
Man you can’t get ahead in this economy
Vivek does all the work and Elon will take all the credit.
And nothing gets done because this project exists solely to enrich 2 men
DOGE. You’ve gotta be kidding me
It’s the stupidest fucking timeline
It’s hilarious to think Elon could run anything efficiently.
Vivak:
ACK ACK ACK!
Elmo:
snorts massive amount of ketamine
We should cut the Navy.
Vivak:
ACK ACK ACK!
