that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.
Romania too, but definitely better than a hamburger. It’s more like a sausage.
yeah overall it’s dominant in the balkans
In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and soft white cheese, and it’s amazing.
Those are just čevapi.
Arise balkan gang!
Arise balkan gang!
Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.
Raw onions are criminally underrated
Pickled are even more!
I don’t think I’ve ever tried proper pickled onions. Do you have a favorite recipe? Would love to try them!
You can do it the same way you pickle cucumbers, just leave out the cucumbers (or use less of em).
- Take onions.
- Pickle them.
Since I’ve never pickled anything, a reference to a good recipe would be great!
Not quite pickled, but raw onions in vinegar with sumak are great (let em sit for like an hour)
Interesting, I’ve never heard of Sumak!
Seems I can get it as a ground spice. How much do I roughly put into how much vinegar? Just let it sit cold, or heat it up?
A very basic version taught by my grandma:
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Slice 1 large red onion in half moon shape
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Place in a glass container and add enough lime juice to cover it. If lime is unavailable, lemon or white wine vinegar also work.
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Add a pinch of salt and oregano.
No heat is needed. Let it sit for at least an hour on room temperature or in the fridge if the weather is too hot.
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That’s called kofta
Also, Cevapcici
It’s ki-ba-pi! NOT LIKE THOSE SONS OF MY BITCHES ACROSS THE STREET!
Also also hungarian fasírt
Only psychopaths make fasírt with this shape
Akkó a kurva anyádat
🫶
Also, soutzoukakia.
Also, mici.
Also, shit.
And they’re delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~
No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn’t realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.
Edit: I found a photo of it. It’s even worse than I remember.
POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.
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It’s called shit from a butt
OP already made that joke.
They are the OP.
Who’s OP?
Are you down with OP?
OP?
that was OP
Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal
Jesus, that’s internet HOF shit.
I’ve made bigger
Or is it kebab?
That shit looks pretty tasty.
“Turders”
poop pickles
Ćevapčići
Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang
Bless you.
Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you’re in heaven
That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣
My dog made a few of those this morning.
The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.
Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.
Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it’s journey down your throat.
/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer
When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.
Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”
That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?
I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.
They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.
The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.
