Doubles every year. 📈

We got a rice and chessboard problem.

No, Google is full of BS AI now and I ask the one true AI, ChatGPT.

It used to be common knowledge to rub lemons on your nipples to stop leprechauns from stealing your dingaling but now I search for it and not a single result.

How do I delete someone else’s post?

No question. But the memes are copium for this dark age we are entering. 😭

I mean, that’s every multinational company.

My job has international offices and during stand-ups, we get things like “Hey EU needs this thing. So figure it out engineers.” And we do the bare minimum to meet the requirements because bro I’m just trying to code and make a paycheck.

Ah, thought you meant though metadata. Like a end user snooping through some obscure meta data method (even after cleaning) let’s you triangulate something.

Ignoring the Seagate part, which makes sense… Is there a reason with 36TB?

I recall IT people losing their minds when we hit the 1TB, when the average hard drive was like 80GB.

So this growth seems right.

How so? Asking out of curiosity.

Look at all these still images of Democrats pointing they’re the same! /s

I was reading about how creepy some patients would be with female nurses and ask for help holding up their penis to pee or other gross shit.

And the solution was to either arrange the pervert to get more intrusive tests since they obviously can’t hold their own dick, or send in the Murses.

What I’m saying is you call staff, be ready if a sweaty beast of a person who smells of stale corn chips is ready to help you get off.

Stupid shit like this is why I strongly believe in defunding states.

And to folks going, “Well now that Trump is the federal government, what if he defunds your state?”

Bro, my blue liberal state MAKES money to fund backwater dumb fucks like Alabama/Mississippi.

It was the fork of Poob after the original devs went crazy about sea creatures owning the government

I have kids. I wouldn’t trade them for the world. 90% of the time, they’re fine. The other 10%, I’m so angry but I can’t be angry for long because they didn’t do anything I didn’t do as a kid.

Hard to say if I regret anything. Too young and I would have struggled financially, nor was I mature enough. Too old and I would have struggled to keep up.

You’re going to have a divide here. There’s people who REALLY hate the idea of kids. Then you have the crazy-ass breeder religious folks who are so judgemental. Asking for validation from the internet about kids is silly imo. Everyone has a motive.

Rather than ask friends, family, strangers on the internet… Treat it like a lifestyle change. Read books about parenting. If that doesn’t align with you, then you have your answer.

I need one of those “where do you draw the line” memes but with the balls and penis

That particular one doesn’t have the same energy to it, especially one where the conversation is so heated.

There are home users of Microsoft 365?

I’m not shaming but I kinda am. Like WTF is wrong with you? You pay for free shit.

Office employees don’t get to choose.

I don’t even go to places where a cave is a option!

How I felt watching this movie growing up.

Never owned a house, so for the past decade, I ran wiring up the side of stairs and to the side of walls.

Last year during the move, I’ve been too lazy and got wireless. Been fine for us! We’re also not playing anything that requires low ping or anything.

Once I own a house and can drill holes, I’m absolutely going back to wires.