Payphones weren’t the only method of escaping the matrix though.

Doesn’t matter. Mac and cheese ain’t anything special.

That lions den has been closed for a while now. Probably since before the pandemic.

Ages ago bud light was doing rock paper scissors tournaments for promotions one summer. I was at a bar one night and won. Went to regionals, and in the semi-final I was up against a guy that only threw rock. Each round leading up, every single throw was rock.

I lost to him.

It’s between that and the hot dog for me. But I’m leaning pickle.

I’ve been using it for at least 15 years at this point, and my job relies on accurate forecasts.

I’ve been wrenching on cars nearly 30 years. I’ve had mechanical maintenance as part of my actual job for a decade now. Two years ago it all finally clicked for me. Clockwise tight, counterclockwise loose.