Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You’re the ugly one here!

So you’re the reason all the PE foam balls had chunks missing!

I’m sure we can find a middle ground, not wanting to die is selfish

“No I don’t have a doctorate, I just do it for the sport”

No but I get that a lot

That’s about 60% more than expected

There are states with populations higher than 30 million. Like yea that’s a lot of people, but the cherry picking of states is annoying

Ignoring Sadam, it always fucks me up that my arm bones cross. Like wtf whyyy

This needs the cum tag, smh my head

Then I’m wanted in 138 countries (for crimes unrelated)

2 (I don’t normally but I am now >:)

To be fair, teens probably shouldn’t smoke until they’re in their 20s, same with other substances. But I’m not one to judge, I tried stuff in highschool

Crazy? I was crazy once!

It’s easier than explaining sometimes

Calvin’s dad has some of the best jokes in all of Calvin and Hobbes

It’s a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples

She’s hot, I love goth girls

We all came from fish, why can’t whales return to fish?

I bet not, you only think about yourself

Because the one on the right is funnier