IAmLamp

OP username fits

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr… “Fuck You, I’m Eating.”

Dictator getting respawn fragged on live TV would be remembered for centuries

Milo Minderbinder’s syndicate coming to mind here.

Good bot