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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • The motive for this murder is currently unknown, but based on the evidence we have so far, it does appear the victim was specifically targeted," he told reporters. “But at this point, we do not know why.” (…) “There had been some threats,” [Paulete Thompson, Brian’s wife] told NBC News. “Basically, I don’t know, a lack of coverage? I don’t know details. I just know that he said there were some people that had been threatening him.”

    Try “he was an absolute asshole and the group was making people’s lives hell in order to profit” for a reason.

    UnitedHealth Group, the parent company, was holding its annual investor conference Wednesday morning in New York City but abruptly ended it due to a “very serious medical situation” with a team member.

    The corporation using this fucking bullshit corpospeech for “our CEO was shot” makes me irrationally angry.