I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

Dangit Bobby!

I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master

Corporate landlords who pick up the property at collapsed values and maximize rent to suppress the ability for these folks to buy property again?

That’s rough my dude 🫂

Toyota

They’re boring, they’re behind in tech, they aren’t cool, they’re more expensive to buy

But seriously, if you want to just follow the maintenance schedule and get to where you need to go with minimal doubt - there’s nothing quite like them

In theory it helps by funneling fans between The Avengers, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, for which they have refined the process of pumping out content and merchandise with lower cost and risk

In practice people just stop going to the movies

But hey, I guess the profit margins are better

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No bro, you didn’t use enough ✨✨✨✨ emoji

The trash can Mac pro was pretty compelling value at release (for a little while at least)

That tends to happen when the laptop battery is kept at a high temperature for long intervals.

My work laptop security doesn’t play nice with Windows Update, so “update and shut down” actually does “update and restart” and proceeds to incinerate the laptop in my bag until the battery is exhausted.

Took me a while to figure out why my batteries would turn pillow so frequently.