Is Shaka Ponk metal? Probably

Lol if you think it’s not both. It’s a massive 69

If I had to guess, sucking America’s cock

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I’m way too European to understand?

I was 30 when Far Cry came out

Yeah I’ll buy the next one

More like a bunch of folk who were turfed out of Europe for being a bit too religiously weird

That takes some doing in the 16th century 😂

Nice spelling, Wordsworth

Newcastle Summer?

Beer that tastes like rain, wet sausage rolls and tracksuit armpits, I’m guessing

American pizza= more greasy than Italian pizza. That’s why you think it tastes better

Base an entire market off a 30 year old meme

😂

No, there’s no point pretending they’re not fat cunts as well

But we’re pretending they don’t consume vast amounts of spices too. They’re fat smelly cunts tbh

And how, in your wee head, does the fact that it came about due to colonisation make it not British?

American modern beers - Just keep throwing hops at it until it stops tasting like piss. Doesn’t matter if it tastes more like a bunch of daffodils than beer, we’ll just call it “craft” 😂

Bri’ish food is some of the best in the world too. Because we know how to use spices and not high fructose corn syrup

Meanwhile yanks with their two spices - butter and sugar

“Our food is the tastiest in the wuuuurld”

Aye but yous can’t afford that coronary eh mate 😂

FEPPEP?

Could’ve picked a better name tbh

Haute Savoie - “Am I a joke to you?”

When you actually do the calculations… Even just taking a rough “6 kids per 100,000” killed with firearms, doesn’t sound too bad no?

That’s about 20,000 KIDS killed per year

TWENTY FUCKIN THOUSAND

Christ on a bike

Please don’t, that never works out

“In polite conversation, one should never mention religion or politics, as it never ends well”

Americans - “Hold my beer”