Not mine but a homies. He had this route and everyday some super flamboyant dude would wave at him. He was always cordial and didn’t think too much about it. Then one day the guy yells at my friend and says ‘hey mister post maaaan. Can I suck your dick?’. Friend politely declined and continues with his day. Just feels like such a fake interaction…
I had a professor that heard us lament over all the values for k. The next quiz he made the entire back page all the different equations and constants for k and kappa. Legend.