You’ll need to be more specific about which of the pictures of random guys you mean he looks nothing like

It looks like someone melted orange plastic on a dish sponge that was used to clean up a picnic table after a seafood boil

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I’m walking right back out…to tell the secretary I’d like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant

There are a lot of people who take the approach of “If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win”.

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don’t be lazy. You can type with your toes.

What name are you accusing me of calling you? Lol I accused you of things you never said? What you said was so racist that it was deleted by a mod. Haven’t seen gaslighting like this since I accidentally watched Trump debate highlights.

Friendly one, aren’t ya?

I guess genocide just isn’t my kind of humor

That’s definitely in the top 5 most ignorantly racist things I’ve heard/read this year

If 2/3 of people seemingly understand the truth, how tf was he voted back in? Can they get rid of the outdated electoral college system yet?