He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

Truly a conisseur of factory builder games

Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.

Nothing in human history has ever been 100% effective

YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

Inside you there are two mushrooms. Both want more dakka and WAAAAGH

AWAKEN, MY SINGULARITIES

Pacific Rim, Highlander…

Make corruption illegal again, and enforce. That’s how you get rid of most of the political BS.

Back when Microsoft reeeeally cared about developers

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a circuit board can

So, some tracking layered on top of basic beamforming

Isn’t this exactly what got them broken up last time?

Don’t forget the XKCD “WTFs per minute” review metric

Article is paywalled, but come on this is Bloomberg

What pairs well with coprolite?

Leah Brahms