Few things feel as lonely as planning a big party and then everyone flakes. Doubly so if they decide to do something else without you. ☹️

I’m gonna be honest I find it hilarious how mad people get about it. I might start censoring for fun lmao

Lmao fucking idiots, every clown that voted for him

I don’t use tik tok so I might be wrong but I think that platform is the main driver of it. My wife uses it and says they have to censor even non-swears like “kill” or “sex” or their video/comment could be removed.

You do realize you can say rule, right? We’re all adults here, stop censoring yourself. Sigh… The sterilization of the internet continues. Gotta make everything family friendly for the ad pushers

I’ll hold off too because some feathers grow straight from the bones. Eek

Me patiently waiting for hospital staff to stop acting like fucking cops

I’m so grateful to my wife for not caring about that shit

Thanks for the reminder to find and set up the dash cam I bought 2 years ago (and then proceeded to do nothing with it because I forgot to buy an SD card for it, and then forgot entirely)

Hope someone rats out the rat 🐀 it’s rats all the way down

News reporting on a black kid getting murdered: “HE WAS NO ANGEL!”

News reporting on a killer getting what was coming to him: “HE WAS SUCH A SWEET KIND MAN WHO DID NO WRONG!”

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

Please look both ways before you pull out into a busy boulevard. Please use your turn signals. Please look around you before you change lanes. Please pass instead of tailgating. Please slow down when it’s snowing. Please stay in your lane. Please please please please

If I can’t laugh with myself who can I laugh with?

I think this is a great point but a massive hole in the argument that would be honed in on by anyone disputing it would be the fact that Israel’s population is less than 3% the US population

😭 tfw no assassin bf

Love this. Definitely gonna get removed though

Infinity War was a better Star Wars movie than most actual Star Wars movies

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unrelated… https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/health/anthem-blue-cross-blue-shield-anesthesia-claim-limits/index.html