one video talking about Paul Watson: “wanted for the crime of being a fucking legend”

Chinese “hackers” walking through wide open backdoors installed by our very own intelligence agencies …

(estimated) 52M membership × 32% denial rate = baseline 16M suspects

flip the question around: Why would you think this wasn’t a scam?

(considering what’s left behind on Xitter, that’s probably a good thing)

• “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
• Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness

(since no one can afford a house even with perfect credit)

maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often

if you love the worm, it pulls the trolley handle

so next we can expect a tirade from Hans Reiser now that ReiserFS was deleted from the kernel?

bread, peanut butter, hot sauce, fried egg, slice of cheese, mayonnaise, bread

peanut butter goes really well with both sweet and savory options – both west Africa and Thailand like pairing peanut butter and chili in savory dishes – even mixing in a little curry powder or masala gives great results

(historically, China’s not had the best luck with the British)

Bluesky isn’t federated (another privately owned monolith that’s promised it’s coming Soon™) and recently got funding from a company with “blockchain” in its name (and there’s already rumors that despite claims otherwise, ads will be showing up in the next year or so)

that being said, Bluesky does offer much better blocking, muting, and moderation options than Mastodon (Mastodon devs have been digging in their heels) as well as better on-boarding and curated follow lists

• Bluesky and Enshittification
• It’s Bluesky. The Nazi Bar is Bluesky.

• from back to front:
  • Ivermectin paste
  • Respected Comrade Eau de Toilette
  • Alex Jones’ Patented Dick Injections
  • hydroxychloroquine
  • anhydrous bleach

I mean, if I was an obscenely wealthy oligarch, my private jet would be staffed with the most expensive chefs, not a drive-through …

and converting them to modern languages: Basic Computer Games

Vegans in the US just have to worry about E.coli contamination

the guy responsible for the death of 83 Samoans has more health advice …

“not convicted yet”