The tees are closer. This isn’t a debate.

Have you ever golfed?

There are literally mens tees and women’s tees (and usually kids tees, too)

Women’s tees are closer to the hole. (Kids are closest)

This is what I mean when I try to explain to people that if they’re not pulling down multiple millions of dollars per year on the interest of their wealth…

They are the middle class. And they’re basically poor.

This shit is slipping fast.

If you have a salary that’s in the hundreds of thousands and you think that you’re doing well? You’re just not very poor. You’re basically a slave. You’re a slave with bells and whistles.

Wasn’t happy with the last ones what was it like 42?

Fuck this guy so fucking hard.

People don’t understand.

If $50bn was stacked $10 bills, it’d be real high up neat. But if it was ripped over and on the ground… .it’d take OVER 10 HOURS AT HIGHWAY SPEEDS to drive its length.

For reference $1m would be like 20 parking spaces in $1 bills.

So… Like… Fuck man.

Oh man dude with my more matured cybersecurity hardened mindset?

“Oof, yep. Only thing is the guns, let me just take y’all down to our secure lockers.”

I am all access. I take the cops to lockers I have keys to.

Aaand RCE. Don’t be stupid!

“How a minimum wage security guard stole two state issued handguns from off duty officers without raising suspicio.” Too real.

Yeah, I mean they made known they were from another city. So like they weren’t there in their squad car. They were out of state. Off duty. Open carry. Disappeared (major downtown area) and returned like 10 minutes later (literally either in a bush or in their meter-parked city-sidewalk civilian vehicle).

And like, tf am I to assume. I was probably 19? 20? My thought is y’all did not drive here (2 timezones away, they said what city they were cops in). So probably a rental.

I reported it immediately, no idea what happened. Just… Yeah.

So, every MLB stadium doesn’t allow guns. Private property, no guns unless active on duty law enforcement.

I worked at a stadium over a decade ago.

Two off duty cops come up to me and ask if they can take a look around.

“You’re armed. Sorry. No can do.”

The two disappear and come back unarmed, “now can we come in?”

Guys, I literally have to report this. You just left your, presumably state issued, firearm somewhere? Your car? Dudes. Dumbasses.

The irony of reading this while taking a constipated shit.

🤮

Force it to rue into apartments?

Who tf goes to brick and mortar stores to buy electronics today?

I don’t support trump here but like… Fuck best buy.

Wanna know who knows who is doing this?

Cell carriers.

This is America.

Dumb fuck!

Just so everyone is absolutely clear, AT&t, Verizon, etc, are 1000%

(If it)* Was not the sale of that information to unscrupulous parties, it was a lack of proper configurations and security measures to prevent that information from leaking.

Edit: a word or two.

Something tells me they’ll go scorched earth.

Russian asset.

Trump doesn’t want any more nudes of his wife getting shared so Putin is calling these shots no, no question.

If I found a cop mistreating my elderly father Id be going full black hat in that fucking precinct if he weren’t immediately terminated without pension.

That’s the thing about the massive lumbering behemoth that is “government”.

Despite anyone’s best efforts, actually changing shit is a slow, arduous, sometimes impossible process.

Not saying he won’t try, but he’ll be about as successful as making America fit his vision as Biden, Obama, Bushel, Clinton, … Etc were.

The other good news, is that historically, 100% of the time (except for NK), When the strong man dies, the party dies with it.

My optimistic prediction is that Trump keeps all of our blood pressure high for 4 years, and then we witness the actual death of the GOP, and that in average, most things will stay more or less the same.

This totally stable man?

Great.

Dear every journalist: here’s how you make this twat shit bricks.

If you’re still on Twitter/X, you might as well join Truth Social.