Ugh true :(

Pepsi Kona for me please

She secretly likes it

Great, so instead of Joe the Plumber we get Joe the Crypto Bro. Cool, cool.

We are all just prisoners here

I took the elevator because there’s no camera in the stairwell

Aw, I hope mizu is doing well 💛

I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.

Your university has a principal’s office?

That’s very accurate!

Aka Xennials

I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve never used a check in my entire life.

How is this possible? How did you pay your bills before online billpay systems - did you pay them all by phone?

I’m in my early 40s and still use checks now and then.

Did Athena punish Poseidon in any way?

I loooooved this game

Poor Jenny.

That’s cute and I’m definitely stealing it!

Did human say snackos?!

That bengal in the middle knows (s)he’s the cutest one

I had a whole system for labeling and dog-earing pages (most wanted: top corner with a post-it flag; second tier: top corner, no post-it flag; third tier: bottom corner).

I really really wanted a bunk bed with the bed on top and a desk area below. Didn’t get it. Come to think of it, I don’t think I ever got a single thing I asked for from the catalog!

See: flammable and inflammable.