Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

There is so much power behind people working together.

Will work fine indeed. Only I always have some issues getting the touchscreen working seamlessly. Is there a window manager on Debian who does it well?

People will die of hunger in the glue trap, but they’re not jumping!

They needed to sell that turd of a movie somehow. 🤣

He is Assembly, Operating Systems require him to operate.

Pantie Soaka

Not a drop of fluid left. His last nut was a puff of star dust.

When you walk into work on Monday morning and the beat starts pumping and guitar riffs are ramping up.

“Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”

Would you stay there if you were a woman?

Goth Tinkerbell with her chemical powders.

Give em guns, Amphetamines and Fentanyl. IRL Fortnight match.

Sorry we are more horrible than the British at the moment.