I feel feathery

Oh, so feathery

All my plumage is standing up tall

Yeah, but since it’s a liquid it doesn’t have the texture of solid rock.

That’s his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn’t have the option:

“Some dark corners” being literally everywhere online.

The plurality of voters.

Gizmodo regrets the error and the fact that our country is about to be run by vile billionaires who will enrich themselves even further.

XD

“They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.”

Curious George.

“Won’t someone think of the poor CEOs? And give me some sugar water!”

Oops!

I hope you spend time decrying the hundreds of people who die pointless deaths every day from insurance companies denying their claims, too.