What’s the “Remind Me” bot here? +2.7 ℃ looks doable by 2050.

The great filter is here. Time to see if this global civilization and shrink its ego enough to fit through it.

Writing code is bad!

Writes condensed configurations and properties files in 3 different languages instead. Cloud deployment uses yet another source of configurations and properties.

Doesn’t write documentation for configuration and properties.

Ah, yes, that’s much more readable.

For context on the reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/1but3c2/wait_zoomers_actually_cant_read_analogue_clocks_i/

why do you hate Zoomers?

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

Fourth try: total motion blur

Trust the muscle memory.

When fascists do vision boards and manifestation.

And they were arrested, right? Right?

Reduce. Reduce plastic companies to dust.