Mbourgon everywhere@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months ago"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1287file-text
arrow-up1287external-link"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMajinBlayze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-29 months agoIn about 2 weeks this will be 10 years old
minus-squareMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·9 months agoAnd I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-29 months agoMel, a real programmer! I’d add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it’s one of my favorite bits on the internets
minus-squareMrAlternateTape@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoI knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it’s true, we add way too much stuff we don’t need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It’s perfect.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-29 months agoDon’t forget about the sequels: http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com https://perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com https://evenbettermotherfucking.website https://bestmotherfucking.website https://thebestmotherfucking.website https://thebestmotherfuckingwebsite.co
minus-squarequantenzitrone@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoeverything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoNah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.
minus-squareMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoShades of Maddox. Love it!
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoJust wait until you find the daily wtf!
minus-squareMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoYears ago. LOL. Today’s my XKCD 10000 for this particular post, though.
In about 2 weeks this will be 10 years old
And I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.
Mel, a real programmer!
I’d add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it’s one of my favorite bits on the internets
I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it’s true, we add way too much stuff we don’t need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It’s perfect.
Don’t forget about the sequels:
everything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo
Nah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.
Shades of Maddox. Love it!
Just wait until you find the daily wtf!
Years ago. LOL. Today’s my XKCD 10000 for this particular post, though.