ekZepp@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoDisintegratelemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1452
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minus-squareQueue@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up50·4 months agoCan’t wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·4 months ago“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”
minus-squareQueue@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoIf one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.
minus-squarekingthrillgore@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoUnfortunately you really can’t kill yourself by just “not breathing” if you’re surrounded by air. You’ll just pass out. Helium though that’ll do it
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoAnd you’ll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.
minus-squareQuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-24 months agoLike sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties
minus-squareTlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoNah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there. I’m thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by “autopilot”.
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoMaybe he’ll pull a Jobs
Can’t wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.
“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”
If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.
Unfortunately you really can’t kill yourself by just “not breathing” if you’re surrounded by air. You’ll just pass out.
Helium though that’ll do it
And you’ll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.
Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties
Nah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there.
I’m thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by “autopilot”.
Maybe he’ll pull a Jobs