• poo@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    🙏🙏🙏 (not Vance becoming president, the event which would precede that)

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        3 days ago

        Who’s to say it’s not just going to be a repeat of the Dubya/Cheney dynamic? Trump’s just gonna sit there eating fish delites and double-fisting diet cokes, rage-watching RSBN, and just soaking, marinating in his filth. Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is going to snarf down a handful of chidren’s teeth for breakfast,* crack his knuckles for forty-five minutes, and decide which urban center gets hit with the first big wave of avian flu.

        *he waits until sunset before he unhinges his jaw and swallows a dog whole

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            1 day ago

            Because Trump does not let anyone tell him what to do not matter how stupid the alternative is.

            Except Putin.