• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.

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      4 days ago

      Simple.

      Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.

      I’m real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you