SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days agohealthy routinesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1573
arrow-up1573imagehealthy routinesopuli.xyzSSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 days agoListen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch. I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-220 days agoYou are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P. Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…
Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.
I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.
You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.
Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…