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minus-squareBakers Doesn't @sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·8 days agoJokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.
minus-squarecatloaf@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoThat’s 41 minutes of your life gone, then.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 days agoGot it. Smoke two cigarettes at a time to increase my total lifespan.
Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.
That’s 41 minutes of your life gone, then.
Got it. Smoke two cigarettes at a time to increase my total lifespan.
Holy fuck you’re living in the future