cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27850799
ID: Grilled Cheese Enthusiast @Grilledmelt posted: “Shark Tank, but it’s just a big tank of sharks and the show is different billionaires being tossed in periodically”
They have 2 minutes to convince us how they would spend their money to make humanity better. If they don’t convince the panel they are tossed in the tank.
I think a gladiator style squishy poles match on a delicate island would work well too!
frequently
FTFY
We have to let the screams die out. If you throw too many billionaires in too quickly the sharks don’t eat them and they just drown and then it’s the crab and the snails and other small critters that eat, and while that’s nice for the ecosystem, it’s not nearly as entertaining.
There is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism …
I stand corrected.
I’ll give Mark Cuban a pass tho
He gets a pass if he’s no longer a billionaire, Taylor Swift too.
