Jewel beetles have beer goggles?
Apparently they would get so dazzled by the bumpy brown beer bottles that they would incessantly try to mate with the bottles, even if ants started picking them apart.
Futurama warned us
I find slight imperfections to be beautiful.
Same, though i don’t even consider them imperfections since that implies it’s in any way negative.
It’s more like how a perfectly uniform naan bread is just boring and kind of unappealing, you want the bubbles and charring for flavour and visual appeal.
How freaking big are Jewel Beetles if they are trying to mate a beer bottle!?!?
All jokes aside they are not small but they aren’t the size of a beer bottle either.
I mean there’s an entire category of animated porn involving impossibly large women.
All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant woman
