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    -long rambling historical lecture

    -Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?

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    “someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

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    You’re famous for being photographed shirtless on a horse. Is that because horses can’t judge you, or is it a new Russian policy for reducing laundry costs?

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    We know Google Translate gets things wrong sometimes so I was just wondering if Russia means “Special” Military Operation in the same way the Americans mean “Special” Olympics?

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          Oh yea I’m just messing around.

          Putin’s really not the freak he’s made out to be lol if you actually watch the interview he MAKES FUN OF TUCKER for being a shill who tried to join the CIA, no sense of humor my ass lol

          Also, Tucker wasn’t able to keep up with him, Putin gave him unlimited time. He’s given 4 hour interviews in the past. Carlson did 2 then went and claimed on social media they had a more important discussion afterwards. Bullshit!

          Putin is obviously not someone I agree with just saying the way people talk about foreign leaders inaccurately is less helpful than what Carlson is doing in a way.

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              Why am I listening to you type this from within your walls? Because I can do whatever I want. Because I don’t care if you think I’m a Russian bot because you got brainwashed by MSNBC or Fox being left on at the gym. I use it to fuel my anger. I am reformatting my whole mobile workflow. Set up NetNewsWire, Memmy, and Voyager.

              I make new accounts whenever I want for purposes as simple as testing different JSON settings files with some communities and instances blocked, on various instances.

              Your Russiagate paranoia won’t protect you anymore than the people on imageboards accusing everyone of being a language learning model

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                  Oh I understand what you mean. Fox and MSNBC being on in the gym are what’s driving my anger, not these misunderstandings. I wouldn’t be interested in clarifying things with people like this if I were like rage posting

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                  Sorry, do I know you? Do you need to imagine everyone online that you have a disagreement with as being hopping mad? Do you go around fantasizing about people online to feel better about yourself?

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            That was not Pooty being Playful, that was him warning Carlson that he knows him and his secrets, and if he veers off script, well…let’s just say some of Carlson’s deep hidden secrets may come to light.

            But, of course, just Pooty doing the interview revealed a lot. It revealed that things are worse for Russia than Russia is acknowledging, because otherwise Pooty wouldn’t be doing an interview in the first place.