I am supportive of you being Canadian
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We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
“a hockey knife”
