Summary
Between 2018 and 2023, major airlines collected $12.4 billion in seating fees, with United surpassing checked bag fee revenue in 2023.
The Biden administration has prioritized eliminating junk fees, including seat selection fees, which have become a significant source of revenue for airlines.
Budget airlines Spirit and Frontier have been criticized for paying gate agents to enforce bag policies and collect fees.
Wake me up when they SLAM that money back into our wallets.
It’s only “our” wallets when the government collects fines and disperses it to politicians and billionaires.
I wouldn’t be against a site wide ban on the word ‘slam.’
So tired of that and other hyperbole in headlines. Let’s get rid of Czar too. Why are people in US Government positions Russian kings? Oh…wait…
Yeah, we better keep that one around for at least another four years.
Maybe it should just autocorrect to “scolds” because that’s what it means every time.
That would forcefully and loudly shut all future use.
SLAM KAZAM!!!
Don’t tell me anything is getting slammed unless it’s the airlines getting slammed up the ass so hard they puke up my money.
Oh no, I’m sure they’ll stop now
Nationalize them!
They will soon get a tersely-worded letter in the mail.
I can’t WAIT until Republicans take Over and we don’t have to Hear about this again because they WONT do ANYTHING to Protect Us! DEREGULATE THE AIRLINES!
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam! Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!
Hey you, whatcha gonna do? Hey you, whatcha gonna do? Hey you, whatcha gonna do? Hey you, whatcha gonna do?
Party people in the house lets go It’s your boy “Jay Ski” a’ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what’s next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM… Just work that body, work that body make sure you don’t hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD gon’ burn it up C’mon y’all get on the floor so hey, let’s go a’ight
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We’re gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
C’mon it’s time to get hype say Whoop (there it is!) C’mon all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C’mon one time for the ladies say Whoop (there it is!) Now, all, the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C’mon and run, baby run C’mon, c’mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you wanna hoop… so shoot, baby shoot Yeah, it’s time to hoop… so shoot, baby shoot baby C’mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C’mon and slam, if you wanna jam C’mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C’mon and slam, if you wanna jam
Slam, Bam, Thank you ma’am, get on the floor and jam If you see me on the microphone, girl you got me in a zone (Move!) C’mon, C’mon and start the game (Move!) Break it down, tell me your name (Move!) We the team, I’m the coach (Move!) Let’s dance all night from coast to coast (Just slide!) Just slide, from left to right (Just slide!) Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the bass, 3-1-1 all in your face (Jam on it!) Jam on it, let’s have some fun (Jam on it!) Jam on it, One on One You run the “O” and I run the “D”, so c’mon baby just jam for me
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We’re gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y’all ready to stop? (NO!) Y’all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it’s a Slam Jam!
Fellas! (Yeah) Y’all ready to stop? (NO!) Y’all wanna know why? (Why?) Yo, it’s time to Slam Jam!
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now We got a real jam goin’ down Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We’re gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright…
C’mon, everybody say “Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah” C’mon, c’mon, let me hear you say “Hey ey ey O” C’mon, c’mon, everybody “Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah” Just take the time to say “Hey ey ey O” Check it out, check it out Y’all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah… y’all ain’t ready! Y’all ready for this? (You know it!) C’mon, check it out, y’all ready to jam? (You know it!) Nah… I, I, I don’t think so Y’all ready to jam? (You know it!) C’mon!
So, everything is going according to plan. Got it.
And the they haven’t even been fully deregulated yet!
