If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Leave the bottle…

On the 7th day he was arrested (he knows what he did)

I am a lazy pirate

Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?

Yo Imma need Attice’s digits, and a bag of sestertii

😬

Figuratively me

Cave divers looking at bugs all day:

The only reason I haven’t bought it yet is because I will lose my job due to absence if I do.

The emus have trains now?!

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

Break mycelium in half, now is just two mycelium. Mycelium win every time.

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

I still think about this thread on a near daily basis 👍

Lol

I use this strat in Factorio

types sarcastically slowly

The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”

Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”