Simple and easy are not the same thing. Sure, enriching uranium is simple, you just centrifuge it so that the heavier, less stable isotopes separate from the bulk. Simple.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippe-type_centrifuge

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet

Should be holding a flood, there’s even an outtake from one of the voice actors.

Croc_hunter.mp3

http://web.archive.org/web/20041011232719/http://www.bungie.net/Games/Halo/page.aspx?section=AudioVideo&subsection=VoiceOuttakes&page=1

Drink