Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

“You should ask for a refund.”

“You say it was an everything bagel?”

“That’s right.”

“And that explains the weed and coke?”

“Yes.”

“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”

Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?

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Is anyone keeping score on how many hostages the IDF has killed vs Hamas…?

And it’s mystery is exceeded only by it’s power.

Accio Bum!

It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.

Incontinentica…

🤐😅

…Buttocks.

😄😆😂🤣

Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!

The Dem VP pick, Tim Walz, started referring to the Repubs as “weird,” to which they responded by having conniption fits. Terrorists, rapists, pedophiles… all manner of names have been levied against the right, but a simple schoolyard taunt has them in tears. It’s pretty interesting.

raises hand

…me?

I tried that once. It made my emotions so dead, even the depression was missed.

As the hatter told Alice, “we all weird here.”

I, too, am an idiot. Community never crossed my mind.

That sucks. I’m sorry to hear that. As a life long vet of the Depression Campaigns, i can relate. I don’t have any magic words that i can drop that’ll magically make things better, but i wish i did. If you don’t have someone to talk to, you can bend my ear.

Object away. That’s your prerogative. I am not so vain as to think everyone will pick up what I’m putting down.

The one true answer…!

Hear fuckin’ hear!