Disney will sue you if you say otherwise.

Is mad cow coming back?

Depends who you ask, some would consider that age group to be the at the end of Gen X and some consider that the beginning of the millennial. So people in that age group can consider themselves members of both generations.

Windows just calls them dependants.

Easy as shit to use to.

Most modern NICs will auto negotiate now so the cross over cable is no longer needed.

Most sane reply, lol.

IT person…

Uses chrome…

Both cannot be true friend, sorry. Your buddy is either a fake engineer or their main job isn’t IT.

If you really have friends in IT they haven’t used chrome or edge in a while, or their using the scripting bot for weekly progress reports to their boss, and they’re only using it for that…

There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

Didn’t his wife cheat on him or some shit and he’s in the middle of divorce right now?

When I first started applying for IT jobs back in the day I would see “Scrum Master” jobs get posted a lot and I would think to myself “why the fuck do they need to hire a rugby player” before I knew what a scrum master actually did.

When I moved into my last apartment the previous tenant either never changed his mailing address just let his subscription run out on the address. I subscribed to the Seattle Times after that subscription ended, it is truly a gem in the Emerald City.

I completely forgot Dave Chappelle is in that movie until recently.

Better compression, password protected files, better speeds. So many features.

He stopped feeling pain because shock set in about 30 seconds into it, I could get more graphic but that’s about how long it took for his eyes to get to fucked up to close them.

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No shit, DOS box works well enough on Linux it was ported to Windows for older programs, just do the same with power shell.

All smart phones are *NIX, i don’t even think the Windows phones were really Windows. Pick whichever UI you like best.

He’s already selling his AI mugshots, he’s got NFT’s (I think I have one to show you). You think that grifter gives a shit about his failed coup attempt?

The acorn criminal was already in hand cuffs in the back seat of the cop car when they opened fire.