We look forward to your success with great anticipation.

I mean they say this is the guy they’re looking for…but is it?? I don’t recognize him at all. Also he doesn’t seem to have that fancy backpack in between pictures. This leads me to believe that these are 2 separate dudes. Clothing colors are also different.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Scam. I get messages like this everyday and I know I don’t have any USPS packages coming. Also a bit.ly link is super suss