One that doesn’t know she has bladder control issues.

That would never work. There is a better chance there will be layoffs cause by a mid-quarter bonus rumor, definitely a mass email to dispell the rumor.

Do it anyways, just to seed some chaos.

Do you still use Myspace?

That would work if they had a stable business model and produced something everybody needed or wanted, like diapers or alcohol. Their entire business model requires they keep users engaged and user count growing.

People will leave Meta the more Meta tries to make more off of a stagnant userbase, which will death spiral.

It is more that they are not growing, and that means dying in their business model. By not reporting an accurate metric of user engagement, they are hiding the stagnation or loss. Background logins from apps are likely also hiding the real picture of user engagement. Without active user engagement they lose their revenue, data harvesting and advertising.

So there are signs that they are in a downturn, which will lead to irrelevance and failure.

On the plus side is HL3 will be released.

On the negative side is everything else about that situation and HL3 will be a rushed shit-show of a cash grab.

ADHD do be like that.

You ever see someone do something they have been doing wrong for years and have missed important aspects that concern safety because they learned how to do it from analyzing a database entry on the subject instead of being taught by someone passing down generations of experience shaped through past failures? Because you have.

Back in my day, that was a TV stand with a sheet over it.

https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside

That is his justification.

The smoother the surface you start with, the smaller the surface texture that the seasoning needs to smooth out, the harder it is for food to grip the surface.

I am tempted to 1200 grit random orbit a pan and see how good life can be.

Don’t do this if you have hard water.

It does protect from rust somewhat(water can still cause rust if left on it) but the big deal is it makes the cookware non-stick without Teflon.

Drill with an abrasive scubbing pad on it will sort it out real quick.

It’s no Project Orion, that’s for sure.

Yes, see Amazon.

Typewriter and serial-killer bashed together article clippings are based anti-establishment.

You can still buy both the printer and paper on Amazon.

Hollywood Accounting is his job security.

It is crazy how bad Google has gotten. I have to mess with the search string so much to get the same results that I used to get with a simple search.