You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

vacation? that would crazy.

I’ve given up on humanity, but not open source for some reason

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

explain this to a person in 1998

For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.

if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin

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Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!

also, both stripped somehow?

Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.

and that is why my lower back is crab meat

AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.

There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.