your highness, the peasants are bored out of their minds

oh yeah? put em to work building some crazy shit before they start killing each other for a thrill

Something like this. Not springy but rigid. They sometimes come in a set of increasing heights so you can train your jumping height/endurance/speed/etc. A great thing to have if he’s at all interested in track and field, basketball, skateboarding, parkour, or really any sport that involves jumping.

I used to have a blast working on my jumping when I was in high school. It’s a crazy good workout and feels good to progress in I think.

I know you can get them at Walmarts and Dick’s if those exist where you are but they’re sold many places I’m sure.

jump boxes

we gotta look out for our dudes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

mirrors don’t really show you candidly in profile too, you gotta bend weird to see the side of your body and you can’t really see the side of your head. I saw a candid profile photo of me once and realized I was way fatter than I thought I was and had shit posture. I’ve lost weight since but my posture is still real bad. I got fuckin nerd neck!!

now we’re cooking with gas!!

and make them explosively shit

I’m a soy boy

and his willy is 8 inches long but he’s insecure because his ai girlfriend told him its small