Yeah, but Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for the national anthem, so it’s basically the same.

Inkscape is fantastic. It’s easier to learn than Ai and you don’t have to pay for it.

It’s 2008. I’m posting this from the browser on my Nintendo Wii.

My Gen X co-worker said he wasn’t feeling good the other day and was coughing and sniffling. I was like, “Dude, you are sick, go home.” He was like, “I am not sick. I’m here, aren’t I?”

In his mind, you are only sick if you lack the ability to make it to work. Meanwhile, I am in August with all 6 of my sick days, 3 personal days, and 8 vacation used up. He has sick days banked from previous years.

Also, I need a new job. Fuck this job.

Is me, Boris.

The beer menu is on a chalkboard all the way across the bar and you can’t see it.

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It’s actually a brilliant economic play. Instead of only arming Isreal, we should just arm both sides and get that CASH.