Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

Flip-flops

I never use it. Never browse it. Never post.or comment. Don’t even scroll it.

I only still have fb for 2 reasons.

Work contacts.

And FB Marketplace.

ITT: Big boomer energy.

Sorcery.

You must commune with the machine spirit.

I am a stupid end user. But I’ve never found an instance where I needed male to male cords.

Planned Obsolescence is a real problem. But Intel in this situation is just straight up incompetence.