If the shirt isn’t xl, I can’t raise my hands without showing my belly.

Also if the shirt is bigger than L, I’m swimming in it.

touch ~/avocado ?

… They typed “make all” by themselves? Nice. I usually use a script to do that.

I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

That time should be billed extra

Can we run the trolley back and forth a few times over the billionaires just to make sure? Maybe install a snow thrower? (Sorting with big spinning bits)

Arts and crafts are a net negative? Ouch

What, you don’t have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

So you’re saying my Dr Robotnik Lawnmower is bad for hedgehogs? What about foxes, or echidnas?

But when it’s cheese sauce and bacon, the Mess is part of the experience.

Coffee BADGING? Not badgering? I thought putting a badger by the coffee machine makes the office more interesting.

If the warnings go under 100, something is wrong.

Some meetings dip into negative productivity.

I see that unmovable file at the tail

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

Damn, maybe we can be replaced…

Document the unpaid overtime as best you can, and when you leave, send what you can to the dept of labor, or whoever oversees that stuff.

I didn’t know why, but *++p bugs me

Tux is pretty sexy though.

I’ve tried to make documentation, it got nuked while I was away, now I hide it all in the source code as doxygen mark-up.

I’m now the “expert” on doxygen.