Don’t worry, the dream lives on!

VancesCouchSloppySeconds.com is still available!!!

I mean, it’s still only 75% solved.

Oh good, I wouldn’t want to escape the barrage of ads, ever.

Dude, my brother did this to me all the time. “Don’t hit yourself!” while he’d make me slap myself. I’m glad Ukraine can do the same.

Lol, that’s funny that it really is 5’9." It sure doesn’t seem like it when we’re all on it.

Yes, you’re pretty close. It’s annoying to me and if there were comfortable high speed trains available, I’d likely take more time so I could be less stressed by the entire experience.

I think AA’s issues are like most airlines: greed.

Their folks are friendly. I’ve never had a rep that I was pissed at, whether it was in the plane or at a counter. In fact, I’d say their folks go well above others I’ve ridden with (I’m looking at you Frontier).

I do, however, wish airlines didn’t think the median size if a person is 5’9" weighing in at a buck fifty. They stuff us on top of each other and make sure they maximize revenue by barely having enough planes to cover routes, so they’re always packed.

“Oh, but you can fly first class!” Nah, screw that. Give me a plane with no first class seats and enough leg room so I can move my legs a bit and we can all lean back just 2 more solid inches. The stress levels for everyone would magically improve, packed plane or not.

I know, I know, pipe dream.

It’s God’s will, folks. Just like when he rips a nasty one in court… God’s will.

Amen

It’s grinding either way, but the real life stats can affect much more.

He’s just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

…like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

They should ensure he takes a firearm home to protect himself.

I’ve lost a brother and highschool friend to it. You’re doing great, man. Stay with it.

The lesson for those folks selling out to Microsoft? This can never be undone.

I looked everywhere in the box, but didn’t find that color.

You know it’s getting bad when the PMs don’t bother. They know you’re perma-fucked. The this-is-fine meme has so much meaning when you live it.

That’s a pretty late abortion.

We’re just going to have to get our marsupial facts elsewhere from now on, jeez.

They don’t scream, they have a low-grade hiss. That’s got to be the quietest animals I’ve come in contact with.

I’m wondering if we’re at the stage where the joke is missed because the average age of users never experienced the CD.

MK2 arcade when it first came out, had a bug that would allow you to do the fatality over and over as long as you were within the given time. Melina’s babality was very easy so you could just do it over and over and the puff of smoke would keep blowing up. It was funny to watch people’s faces when you’d beat them and then pow-pow-pow-pow-baby.

Here we go again. Let’s tamper with other countries just enough to create instability, then scratch your heads a decade later when their population is escaping to your border. Rinse, repeat, Insanity.