I’m just glad you’re trying to be a good person.

We finally agree that Jesus was a capitalist. Rush Limbaugh once quoted the scripture, “Jesus trickles down to the needy.” Let’s take a moment the consider how powerful that is.

No disrespect, but an awful lot of people figured out “don’t be a bigot” and “take responsibility for yourself” without all of the religion. I think you’re smart enough to just be a decent human without all of the dogma. If you need “Jesus”, ok. I think you can do well without it.

I found Jesus. Well, he actually found me. Just kidding, it’s booze. Don’t take this world too seriously. It’s an actual joke. Focus on doing the right thing, everything gets much clearer.

will be a senior counselor for trade and manufacturing,

Makes sense. American voters voted for “just fuck my shit up” government. Let’s see how this goes.