First, the weirdest US presidential debate … and now this.

What’s next? World War III?

A friend of mine just sent me a Facebook link that says that decomposed candidate #2 was caught taking bribes from corporations … and that they’re a communist.

It arrives with one critical screw missing making the whole thing unusable.

We’re all going to be held hostage by these dumb wars until the US election is over.

They’re turning Palestine and Ukraine into forever wars now because they are convenient distractions for all of us from ever having to deal with the fact that we are zombie walking into our collective global environmental disaster.

Is this a critique … or a political party slogan?

Authoritarianism doesn’t just happen from the strong arm actions of a minority group in power.

Authoritarianism often takes hold because the majority of everyone just doesn’t say or do anything to stop it.

Of course they’ll say that … from the dawn of time, part of military strategy is never to show your opponent your worries or concerns, even if you have any.

I’m stocking up on potato chips and soda … I really don’t care what anyone does any more, I’m just gonna watch the end of the world from my front deck until someone murders me in the food riots.

It’s like we live in two different realities.

One for the US and Israel

And another for the rest of the world

I don’t think anyone believes what the US says

BSOD

Blue Soda Of Death

Submits a photocopy of someone’s homework to the teacher

At this point, they should just add a Star of David to the 50 stars of the American flag

She’s not looking at the sun … she’s just looking at some random part of the sky

Ukraine United States is going to lose if Congress doesn’t send more aid

The fact that everyone understands that the war in Ukraine is based on American backing means that it’s a proxy war between the US and Russia.

Lol … you can bypass the Windows restriction by deleting the System32 folder

You think?

It was a small enough projectile that hit right directly on one small truck with enough destructive power to kill the occupants but not so much that it would completely blow up the entire vehicle.

Can’t get any more precise than that … unless it was a sniper that would just shoot one person.

Pockets? I’ve asked my family to have my organs removed and have my body filled with cherry bombs, as well as install more cherry bombs in my limbs and joints before having my remains cremated standing upright on a stage to be viewed by all my friends and acquaintances. As my body burns and the firecrackers go off, my limbs will flail around in a comically random way before the entire body just explodes.