Nice try AI. I’m on to you!

The meme doesn’t really work this way but… I’m bitter so whatever.

Maybe it’s because I used the watermarked version I found on Google instead of paying for it. Sorry for disrespecting you Adobe!

They’re the worst. Now they’re actually putting features into vehicles but don’t activate them unless you pay more. You already own the car with the feature existing inside of it but can’t use it. What kind of bullshit is that!

What the hell do I need a copilot for?? I’ve been flying this baby solo since I got my first computer in 1996!

Ahhh…that new toaster smell!

“Looks like you’re trying to make toast? I’m here to help! What kind of toast are you trying to make?.. and did you know toast originated in the early days of…”

*Throws toaster out the window.

Most of the smartphones sold in US are not iPhones.

This is just a demonstrably false statement that’s very easily fact checked. I’m not saying that to defend Apple. I’m a Google Pixel guy myself.