Here in Germany we had an ad for a “Tiefbauunternehmen” / “civil engineering company”.
The German name translates to “deep building company”. Their slogan: “Experten für untenrum” / “professionals for the parts down below”.
I hope the translation works
That was my first linux distro I tried, took 12 minutes to boot on my Pentium 75 with 8mb RAM. Still better then win98 though