A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.
Pluto the streaming service
That’s okay, I’ll just download more RAM.
Does anybody actually feel safe because of the TSA?
That’s why you blame someone else instead.
Joke’s on you, I used Kazaa.
I went on vacation with a girl like that once. It was not a nice trip.
Finally an excuse to use a Segway.
It’s usually a bad idea to mail cash.
Depends on where it’s at. If it’s somewhere nice by the beach I’d totally be down with that, but if it’s at the box factory…
Drugs Are Really Expensive
I got stroganoff on my jeans.
Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?
Going to HR to get fired, yet another meeting that could’ve been an email.
Of course it’s a scam. You can easily rewind DVDS in your DVD player. You don’t need a separate device.
Where’s Garfield when you need him?