RIP what a hero. Anyone know of a replacement? Will these eventually stop working?

That works… if you have a landline

Jolly Roger lets you three way call the bot then you go on mute and sit back!

What do you want to do? You could try to Ppick a problem and then find a service to solve it. Maybe a pi hole ad blocker, or homeassistant for home automation. Both of these run well on a pi. Then follow the guide to deploy those services.